Wednesday, July 7
Jul. 7 Wed.
"Mukha tayong mga bagong-gahasa!" -me
A letter from my sis made my day a lot brighter.
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But a Pillates video made my whole body ache all afternoon.
Damn...
Plano ko na sanang ligawan yung babaeng instructor...grabe! Ang sexy na nga, SADISTA PA! PARE, ITS THE WHOLE PACKAGE!
At some point, we were trying our damn best to follow what she was doing in the video. She told us to sustain that pose. We tried. At the point of our physical threshold for pain and endurance, she casually asked us to contort our bodies into a more complicated position.
My eyes widened.
"That's inhuman!"
But hey, it was a challenge. We tried. A split second later, limbs and heads were slamming back down into the mats. Groans and squeals echoed around in the penthouse, as we all found out we couldn't possibly "peel" our bodies off the mats and hold that certain position without shaking uncontrollably and bursting at the seams with utter pain.
I tried to sustain it. I could feel the muscles in my abdomen literally BURNING with pain. My mind reeled. When I finally flopped down on the mat, I laughed so damn hard... which made my stomach ache EVEN more. I rolled over to one side, and punched the mat with my fist.
"Ang SAKEEEETTT!!! I CAN FEEL THE BURN! PARE, I LOVE IT! ISA PA!"
Everybody laughed at that one. Aleli, who was beside me, was clutching her stomach, PAINFULLY giggling like a lunatic. Just then, I realized just how downright WRONG my statement sounded...
My eyes widened, and I rolled over to the other side, and just laughed my head off.
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When it was finally over, we were all groaning and clutching our aching limbs and torsos. I was slumped over on my mat, staring blankly ahead, my hair a disheveled mess. I was muttering then... "Oh my God...yung babaeng instructor na yon...sobrang sadista! Crush ko siya!"
They all stared at me and laughed. Some of them inched away. But I was feeling kinda crazy then...probably coz of the overdose of lactic acid, adrenalin, and dopamine in my bloodstream. I looked at all of them: exhausted, groaning, their hair all mussed up like mine. I grinned.
"Mukha tayong mga bagong-gahasa!"
They stopped dead, looked at me...then roared with laughter.
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Erk...ang wirdo ko talaga...